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A list of s**t I’m not getting you idiots for Christmas
Thursday Dec. 21
Celebrity couple names baby ‘P****flaps’
Thursday Dec. 7
Dog lightly snoring while sprawled out in sunbeam elected US Senator
Wednesday Nov. 22
Thanksgiving day entertainment ideas
Wednesday Nov. 15
How to make people dumber without even trying
Wednesday Nov. 8
Mrs. Fields Cookies chooses ejaculating robot as new logo
Thursday Nov. 2
Bastard parents arrested for sophisticated candy theft ring
Thursday Oct. 26
Thousands dead as yet another NFL player kneels during Anthem
Wednesday Oct. 11
Local man can’t find anyone else on Earth who’s watched new Star Trek show
Thursday Oct. 5
Report: Dog who licks own pee off grass 94 percent happier than you
Thursday Sep. 28
Man who collects Star Wars toys swimming in poon
Thursday Sep. 21
Resourceful citizen fills pothole himself
Thursday Sep. 14
Eight months of not being a douche
Thursday Aug. 31
Here are your Ancestry results, loser
Thursday Aug. 24
Breaking News: White people agree to stop being racist
Thursday Aug. 17
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