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Thursday Dec. 21
Celebrity couple names baby ‘P****flaps’
Thursday Dec. 7
Dog lightly snoring while sprawled out in sunbeam elected US Senator
Wednesday Nov. 22
Thanksgiving day entertainment ideas
Wednesday Nov. 15
How to make people dumber without even trying
Wednesday Nov. 8
Mrs. Fields Cookies chooses ejaculating robot as new logo
Thursday Nov. 2
Bastard parents arrested for sophisticated candy theft ring
Thursday Oct. 26
Thousands dead as yet another NFL player kneels during Anthem
Wednesday Oct. 11
Local man can’t find anyone else on Earth who’s watched new Star Trek show
Thursday Oct. 5
Report: Dog who licks own pee off grass 94 percent happier than you
Thursday Sep. 28
Man who collects Star Wars toys swimming in poon
Thursday Sep. 21
Resourceful citizen fills pothole himself
Thursday Sep. 14
Eight months of not being a douche
Thursday Aug. 31
Here are your Ancestry results, loser
Thursday Aug. 24
Breaking News: White people agree to stop being racist
Thursday Aug. 17
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Thank You. Amen.
Coming down to earth in Duluth
Apr. 18, 2025
Good stuff!
No Exit
jjmalone1966
Apr. 17, 2025
I agree 100% with your analysis. My retirement is funded by social security, my small 401k, and cash savings. As long as I remain healthy, I’ll continue to work part time into my 70’s.
Ruminations of a former wage slave
Apr. 16, 2025
What a farce!! "Hands off NATO" but NOT "Hands off Palestine!" A genocide continues just as it did when Genocide Joe and Kop Kamala were funding it, and the Libs have not a word to say. (The same week ...
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