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Wisconn Valley Employee Handbook
Thursday Aug. 3
239 dead as Game of Thrones spoiler tears through social media
Wednesday Jul. 26
Hello, My Name is Dinkles Jenkins and I Would Like to Hooglesmorf Your Foofendorf
Thursday Jul. 20
Eleven teens acting like wusses after eating drug-laced gummy bears
Thursday Jul. 13
President takes day off, watches Okja
Wednesday Jul. 5
New healthcare bill requires everyone to poo on each other
Wednesday Jun. 28
Community survey: How often do packs of wild millennials ravage your garden and devour your small dogs?
Thursday Jun. 22
I got all these Adam West underpants for sale
Wednesday Jun. 14
New Wonder Woman film chock full of family fun, man nipples
Wednesday Jun. 7
Report: It's almost June and you haven't done crap yet
Wednesday May. 31
Your guide to Fidget Spinners, a stupid
Thursday May. 25
Smurfette found dead in gym bag
Wednesday May. 17
Crayola unveils new crayon color, seduces your mom
Wednesday May. 10
An erotic guide to the North Korean conflict
Wednesday May. 3
World mourns those who spaced out and forgot to celebrate 4/20
Wednesday Apr. 26
Lyft skipping Northland thanks to Bob Smith of 1375 Aldrich Avenue
Wednesday Apr. 19
Tips for having a super duper nifty prom! Written by Paul Ryan, age 37
Thursday Apr. 13
Nation’s fascination with balls begins anew
Thursday Apr. 6
Residents say Sunday liquor doesn’t taste as good
Thursday Mar. 30
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