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Study: Your pet hates you, cares only about food
Thursday Oct. 20
Americans sit quietly in rocking chair on porch, staring blankly into nations abyss
Wednesday Oct. 12
Halloween party tips from Martha Stewart
Wednesday Oct. 5
Presidential election canceled due to lack of good candidates
Wednesday Sep. 28
Farmers almanac predicts you will live in your moms basement forever
Wednesday Sep. 21
Wells Fargo CEO agrees to eat a bag of dongs
Wednesday Sep. 14
Onions & Orchids
Wednesday Sep. 7
Minnesotas smelliest gather at state fair
Wednesday Aug. 31
Olympic gold medal winner welcomed back to telemarketing job
Wednesday Aug. 24
For fourth straight Olympics, Kylie Jenner wins zero medals
Wednesday Aug. 17
Caucasian parents utterly terrified by dim sum restaurant
Wednesday Aug. 10
Co-worker who played trance music without headphones found dead
Wednesday Aug. 3
Internet provider actually on time for goddamn appointment
Wednesday Jul. 27
National Ice Cream Day ends in sodomy yet again
Wednesday Jul. 20
Millions of innocent Pokemon kidnapped in worldwide holocaust
Wednesday Jul. 13
European Union really slutting it up after breakup
Wednesday Jun. 29
Nations drunks change excuse from basketball to baseball
Wednesday Jun. 22
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