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Tips for unintelligent voters like you

Thursday Nov. 3

If you don’t vote for Dukakis, you’re helping a psychopath become president

Wednesday Oct. 26

Study: Your pet hates you, cares only about food

Thursday Oct. 20

Americans sit quietly in rocking chair on porch, staring blankly into nation’s abyss

Wednesday Oct. 12

Halloween party tips from Martha Stewart

Wednesday Oct. 5

Presidential election canceled due to lack of good candidates

Wednesday Sep. 28

Farmer’s almanac predicts you will live in your mom’s basement forever

Wednesday Sep. 21

Wells Fargo CEO agrees to eat a bag of dongs

Wednesday Sep. 14

Onions & Orchids

Wednesday Sep. 7

Minnesota’s smelliest gather at state fair

Wednesday Aug. 31

Olympic gold medal winner welcomed back to telemarketing job

Wednesday Aug. 24

For fourth straight Olympics, Kylie Jenner wins zero medals

Wednesday Aug. 17

Caucasian parents utterly terrified by dim sum restaurant

Wednesday Aug. 10

Co-worker who played trance music without headphones found dead

Wednesday Aug. 3

Internet provider actually on time for goddamn appointment

Wednesday Jul. 27

National Ice Cream Day ends in sodomy yet again

Wednesday Jul. 20

Millions of innocent Pokemon kidnapped in worldwide holocaust

Wednesday Jul. 13

Local father believes Finding Dory would have been better with nudity

Wednesday Jul. 6

European Union really slutting it up after breakup

Wednesday Jun. 29

Nation’s drunks change excuse from basketball to baseball

Wednesday Jun. 22

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Recent Comments

There were 11 shots in Dealy plaza ,Ala Johnson!

Painting granite

May. 14, 2026

The root issue of the whole movie is RACISM

Frankie & Alice

May. 12, 2026

Great read!!

Nesting chickadees

May. 7, 2026

What an incredible account of the former location of the New Grand Theatre! I am writing a book on the life of Judy Garland, and look forward to my visit to Grand Rapids!

Ghosts in the basement

Apr. 13, 2026

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