You forgot Garlic Day, and now Im drunk
Wednesday Apr. 22
News & Articles
Browse all content by date.
Idolizing the normies
Wednesday Apr. 15
So youre moving out of an apartment you ruined
Wednesday Apr. 8
Columnist watching Walking Dead finale instead of writing April Fools Day articles
Wednesday Apr. 1
I think Im the only person whos stoned in this art gallery
Wednesday Mar. 18
A bicycle wont get you laid, fool
Wednesday Mar. 11
Its still winter and everything is crappy
Wednesday Mar. 4
Dunkin Donuts!
Wednesday Feb. 25
You guys! Michelle Obama redecorated the White House dining room!
Wednesday Feb. 18
How to treat your sweetie snookums on Valentines Day!
Wednesday Feb. 11
So its four days after the Super Bowl and you still have a hangover
Thursday Feb. 5
Sam Cook detained after office burglary
Thursday Jan. 29
Please dont judge me based on my alcoholic dog
Wednesday Jan. 21
Man thought to be missing found not dead
Thursday Jan. 15
Gift ideas for your mail carrier
Thursday Jan. 8
Resolutions are for people who admit to having flaws
Wednesday Dec. 31
We are all apathetic, blithering idiots
Thursday Dec. 18
So you invited someone who hates people to your holiday party
Thursday Dec. 11
And Santa sighed loudly and updated his LinkedIn profile
Thursday Dec. 4
Its Goober Friday
Thursday Nov. 27
Recent Comments
Well said Harry
Gloves off
Aug. 14, 2026
Thank you for introducing me to this artist's work. Will follow her from now on.
Mary Mack brings North Star Comedy Hour…
GSP
Aug. 2, 2026
An inspiring article. Beautifully written account of an artist's commitment to her creative instincts.
Connecting stories across time, space…
GSP
Aug. 2, 2026
Thanks for this fine review!
Under the red sky
Exfuseme
Jul. 20, 2026