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Trader Joe’s Coming to Town

(sing to Santa Clau is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better
not cry. You better not pout, I’m
telling you why: Trader Joe’s is
coming to town. You’re makin’
a list, checkin’ it twice, Standing in
line for walnuts and rice
Trader Joe’s is coming to town.

The Co-op’s sweating bullets, they
know they can’t compete Mount
Royal’s kind of nervous ‘cuz it may
be down the street!

We can’t say for sure, we can’t
say we know If it will come or
where it will go Trader Joe is
coming to towwwwn!