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After the capture of thousands of innocent children and the terrorizing of millions of American citizens, including that poor guy in St. Paul pulled from his snowy home in boxer shorts and flip flops, the Anti-Deportation League (ADL) of the National Union of Friendly Americans (NUFA) along with the Amalgamated Association of American Clowns (AAAC) have registered their complaints with the government.

And are blowing whistles. And honking their little horns.

The AAAC stepped forward to join the complaint sent to the recently established Federal Department of Redundancy Department due to the actions of the Head Clown of the United States of America. Payosa Loco. The Crazy Clown.

He and his Project 2025 evil circus minions have been in a war with our own citizens, the environment, our better selves, our neighbors and allies. The administration has even made the Boy Scouts, now known as Scouting America, take a pledge of allegiance to the military and the so-called Department of War. Now a war with Iran to divert the populace from who knows what and the amnesia of a continuing war of aggression by Russia on Ukraine.  

“We thought we got rid of that buffoon after his first term as he sundered the good name of clowns across the country,” said Smiley Sammy, known for his very large shiny shoes, wild hair, gaudily painted ear to ear grin and cigarette habit. “After that speech the other night filled with a pocketful of lies we had to take a stand again. Enough is enough. No clown in their right mind would vote for that guy.”

That the government would do this to their own citizens, round them up and threaten them with deportation, got the usually moderate clown organization up in arms. Many had been present at No Kings rallies in the past year but as thousands of masked federal agents crowded Minneapolis and St. Paul, and Greater Minnesota, their activism increased.

Clowns are natural pranksters. 

Civil disobedience has many forms but when they pulled their electric clown cars up to unmarked federal gas-guzzling vehicles in the middle of the streets and taunted them to try and arrest all of them it was mayhem. Armed masked men would quickly surround the mischief makers and soon grow exhausted after pulling 10, 20, 50, an insurmountable, and in some cases, a neverending number of clowns from those balloon-tired, brightly painted circus vehicles. Masked agents would be posted in all directions to make sure those clowns weren’t slipping past them and re-entering the cars again and again. But that’s not how those things work. Clown cars can hold as many clowns as needed, especially during a protest when a government is causing harm to its own citizens, refugees, asylum seekers and the undocumented.    

Let it be known. The clowns will have their way in the long run. The clowns just may save us from ourselves.

The tousled orange hair before that so-called speech in front of Congress? One of the fellows, in convincing clown disguise, found his way close and was able to pull the prank even though he’d forgotten to undo his belt and leave his horn behind, a sure giveaway to any wide-eyed child. The secret service was unaware of his presence simply because solemn duty ignores frivolity and the obvious. Payosa Loco tried to smooth the wayward hair caused by the unseen hand, grew a bit frustrated but was led into the chamber by a lackey and the sergeant at arms to spew his nonsense.

A clown becomes invisible when reality is suspended before the eyes of a nation. When fascism is flaunted by the false notion of freedom and the thought herders move millions of people by mere fearful suggestion and social media legerdemain. 

Clowns are realists. They don’t pray to false gods. They don’t bow to the authoritarian, they make fun of him. They check their sources. They call the journalist not the charlatan knocking on the doors of child care centers demanding entrance. 

People of America, the clowns may save us from ourselves.