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The most dangerous sign of the zodiac is Gemini, and that’s not just relegated to the shit that comes out of their mouths.

As one of the three “Mutable” signs of the zodiac, Gemini plays heavily in the charts of serial killers.
Examples: 

• Jeffrey Dahmer – he made great chocolate (if you know you know).

• David Berkowitz – Son of Sam killer: “I didn’t want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them.”

• Kenneth Bianchi – The Hillside Strangler: “Why is it wrong to get rid of some fuckin’ cunts?” 

Well, “Mr. Strangler,” I think we did – YOU.
(He is currently serving a life sentence) 

Reasoning behind the whole “serial killer” thing is this – Geminis have a lesser sense of morality than most, and confusion about what is right or wrong. They do whatever they want, seeking attention at all costs. They also can possess a massive superiority complex. A Gemini serial killer believes he will never be caught or punished for their actions, with an unwavering faith in their own cleverness – the smartest one in the room.

They also have the ability to lead a double life – anybody with a Gemini boyfriend will attest to this.
The ability to alter their plans on the fly to commit their murders is another stunning trait of the Gemini serial killer. Your Gemini significant other does the same damn thing and you know it.
Without the murder part, that is.

But what about the non-serial killer Geminis, those individuals who exist in our lives on a day to day basis?

Ruled by Mercury, Geminis can be impulsive, nosy, sarcastic, indecisive, flighty, moody, anxious, manipulative, inconsistent, childish, scattered, superficial and materialistic. 

They can also be curious, charming, adaptable, outgoing and intelligent.

That is the dual nature of the sign of Gemini – the Twins. They can exhibit two contrasting personalities and multi-faceted nature, sometimes appearing outgoing and sociable, and other times displaying introverted and introspective tendencies. This duality can make the Gemini seem unpredictable, as their moods can change rapidly. 

Their ever-active minds can sometimes make it difficult for them to focus on a single task, leading to a tendency for restlessness and distraction, decision making  or settling on a definitive choice. 
(Don’t ask a Gemini which restaurant you both should go to – you‘ll starve to death) 

Although they are notorious for being the “Life of the Party,” their love of change makes them serial cheaters (I had to get that word “serial” back into the mix).

But, do all Geminis lie and cheat? Certainly not all. I’m married to a marvelous Gemini man.
I also know Geminis who are sparkling, lovely people, but there is a THING with some of them, and it’s pretty glaring if you study this shit like I do.

Other negative traits of a Gemini include:
1. They are 2-headed, and suffer from bipolar and narcissistic disorders.
2. Extremely obnoxious, annoying and ungrateful
3. They’re often mean for no reason.
4. Argumentative, they are always right.
5. Very immature. Whenever they don’t get their way, they pout like babies.
6. Really clingy, controlling, womanizing psychopaths that never apologize (really apologize) to you. 
Exhibit “A”:  Kanye West – a textbook Gemini; preventing his current fling, Bianca Censori, from accessing social media, he claims it is to “protect her.” 

And who can forget the now infamous 2009 MTV VMA awards, where he rushed the stage to steal the moment (Best video by a female artist) from the lovely Taylor Swift, who was just a kid. Thank you to Beyonce for saving the day. What a jerk.

Then in 2016 he releases the song, “Famous.”

In that song he actually says, “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.”

First of all Kanye, it’s “Taylor and I.” if you are going to be an insufferable asshole, at least get your grammar right. Geez.

And on the impulsive, flighty side of a Gemini there is the lovely Angelina Jolie.“I dropped my pants  in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later, I got a cross to cover it. Now, when my pants hang low, it looks like I’m wearing a dagger.” 

Well, at least the only ass that was messed with  was  her own, instead of Brad Pitt.

Since he is such a jackass, I am back to Kanye.

Here are some famous Gemini Kanye quotes that epitomize this astrological sign (sadly).
1. “I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.”
2. “I liberate minds with my music. That’s way more important than liberating a few people from apartheid or whatever.”
And my absolute favorite:
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
God, I’ve never wanted to kick someone in the nuts more than this guy.

I guess I should probably talk about the awesome Geminis out there. Morgan Freeman is one.
Here is a Morgan quote.
“Is there a movie I should have won an Oscar for? Yeah, all of them.”

And another Gemini, Marilyn Monroe.
“Sometime things fall apart, so that better things can fall together.”
One more for the road from Marilyn: “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
Well said, Marilyn. That’s how I live my life.

Carpe diem – seize the day.

Later. Stay tuned for my next column on the astrological sign of Cancer.

Lady Ocalat is a practicing Professional Psychic and Tarot Reader, ladyocalat.com.