Party of one
Whenever a smoke detector ceases to work properly, I try to buy the same model again. Because there is no standardization for mounting that I know of, I buy the same model again so I don’t have to drill more holes in the ceiling.
From the Side
Put simply, was Jesus a conservative or a progressive?
What conservative causes do we celebrate as a people? Is the Constitution a progressive or conservative document?
The vacancy and shadowy cult of poetry is often an individual journey. It is not a public confession in a beatnik or modern coffeehouse, with glossy eyes fixed on the orator.
North Shore Notes
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained more experience in the funeral line. Before I reached my mid-teens, a wake/funeral scared the beejeebers out of me.
Triscuit crackers. Everyone can see you’re a boring white person. You don’t have to prove it to them. This same rule applies to Wheat Thins and Shepard Fairey art prints.
The Masked Fan
My Magic 8 Ball is telling me that things will be no different this season. As I look at potential East-West SC Final match-ups, I see a couple of clubs that could give any potential West entrant quite a series
This might just be the greatest sports weekend of the whole year. We’ve got so much going on in Duluth this weekend, that maybe this should have been homecoming week. Or maybe the Bulldogs should have two.
Brace for impact,” advised a gray-bearded man wearing wire-rimmed glasses. Shaggy, dark brown curls tumbled out from beneath his tawny, felted hat, and the hundreds of mycologists in the audience could feel his excitement.
Dogfish Head Sixty-One, a “continually hopped India Pale Ale brewed with Syrah grape must.” Hmm, that doesn’t sound right, does it? Grape must? Must be one of those wino terms.
If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court pretends, they certainly are loudmouths, constantly telling us how great they are and broadcasting their brand names everywhere.
The headlines shift hourly between Ebola and ISIS. The question is often asked, “Should we put boots on the ground?”
Just in time for Halloween, a real zombie. Having helped hammer nails in the coffin of the Yucca Mt., Nevada, project—for disposing high-level radioactive waste (uranium fuel rods) from nuclear reactors—I’m amazed at how the plan stays undead.
I wonder if aliens have visited the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, NM. Corky loves the idea of UFOs, so we had to stop.
Duty to Warn
Gary G. Kohls, MD
In the heat of the campaigns, we misinformed, dis-informed and oft-deceived voters must be careful lest we blindly allow our future oppressors – and that includes our politician’s paymasters - to win at the polls.