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Wed. Dec. 30th, 2015

The perfect oven and the holiday lutefisk

Forrest Johnson

Of course, adding color to the nearly translucent fish is helpful, especially when served on a white plate. You’ve got to have pretty good eyes to actually see the fish without the aid of it being hemmed in by peas and meatballs and a dinner roll.

Wed. Dec. 2nd, 2015

I’m not quite sure what Santa’s bringing you

Forrest Johnson

Built proudly by the Fishhouse Conservation Corps, with a zero gravity bathroom, barrel-hoop steering wheel, five-speed clutch, bucket seats and enough horsepower under that hood to break free of Earth’s gravitational pull

Tue. Nov. 24th, 2015

Election for Exalted Shack Master always the same

Forrest Johnson

He kind of looked like Napoleon standing there, head tipped back and hand on his chest when he said, as he does every year, “I like the sound of Exalted Shack Master. There’s some meat to that title.”

Wed. Nov. 11th, 2015

Marching band on the move for deer season

Forrest Johnson

The neighbor told police he tried to lure the elephant into his garage with a banana, what else do you lure an elephant with, he wondered, but the elephant dashed off when a dog started barking.

Thu. Oct. 29th, 2015

Reincarnation is possible when deer season approaches

Forrest Johnson

“We are here such a short while; we are in the great beyond forever….You live and go deer hunting and the big buck eludes you. But who cares? Life is short and then you die. What a life, eh?” --Happy Ole Hump